Tuesday, January 19, 2010

10 Things I Learned from the "Dog Poo Incident"

1. Nothing makes mom more angry than tracking dog poo through the entire house and smashing it in the carpet...while she's on the phone...with the mortgage company

2. When Mom says "Don't go anywhere near the dog poo" she means it

3. Mom doesn't think dog poo is as funny as I do

4. Dog poo in the house = lots of bleach

5. Dog poo an inch thick does not come out of tennis shoes very easily

6. Our home carpet cleaner is actually called "a nightmare" and is now kept in the outside trash can.


7. When you have to rent a carpet cleaner from the grocery store there is no money left for candy.


8. I get to watch lots of movies from my high chair while Mom plays with the "rug doctor".


9. I am never, never, never, never, ever allowed to be within 100 ft of dog poo. I know this because I had to repeat it to my mom several times through out the day (and every day since).

10. Although I thought our carpet was grey/brown...it's actually beige.




7 comments:

loubige said...

Sounds like it was an adventurous day. Dog poop or tons and tons of throw up.....which would you rather clean out of the carpet? THAT is a tough question. Done the throw up...hoping to not have to ever do the poop.

Stephanie said...

I have a feeling throw up is in my future. Maybe I should buy stock in the "rug doctor" company!

Caitlin said...

Saxon once pooped in my garage and then tracked his own poop through my house. I cried. I think I should own my own rug doctor too. My friends swear by the "spot bot". One day when I have money, I'm going to get one.

Dro said...

Would you rather....

Make love to a midget or a sumo wrestler?

Stephanie said...

Jon, you are disturbing.

goodwina said...

You gotta love stories about poo! I know I do!

maines said...

Midget.